I Want Pizza // It’s Jake From State Farm

Don’t question the title.

I just thought I’d show you guys some funny T-shirts I’ve gathered on my Pinterest. They’re weird, just how I like them.

OCD Obsessive Christmas Disorder by AwesomeBestFriendsTs on Etsy #ocd:


I started playing Christmas music in, like, August xD

"I Will Never" T-shirt by AwesomeBestFriendsTees on Etsy"Let You Sink" T-shirt by AwesomeBestFriendsTees on Etsy

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These cute BFF shirts.

"Things I Am Not Lazy At: Eating. Netflix. Napping. Sleeping." T-shirt


Yes. Just, yes.

"Cats (Because People Suck)" T-shirt


I love my cat ♥

"Cats Don't Ask Questions. Cats Understand" T-shirt



"It's Jake . . . . From State Farm" T-shirt


idk what this is doing here.

Not Saying I'm Batman Crewneck Sweatshirt


Don’t tell anyone, but . . . I’m Batman.

I Like The Sound You Make When You Shut Up | T-Shirt |


Ahh. Peace and quiet.

"I Just Want Pizza" T-shirt


I agree. *fist bump*

"To Quote Macbeth Act ll, Scene l, Line 587: 'Shut Up'" T-shirt


Yeah, Shakespeare!

"Good Game; I Hate You" T-shirt


I totally need this. I can see myself walking down the line, saying “Good game,” and then when I reach the fourth person, I just squint at them and mouth, “You. I hate you.”

"Me? Crazy? I Should Get Down Off This Unicorn And Slap You" T-shirt



"Introverts Unite. We're Here. We're Uncomfortable. And We Want to Go Home." T-shirt


This is sooo true.

"Frying Pans, Who Knew?" T-shirt


^^ The best line in the whole movie ^^

"Hey. Sorry I'm Late. I Didn't Want to Come." T-shirt


Said no extrovert ever. The introverts, on the other hand . . . *uses this as a response to everything* *it’s more likely that they would just point to the shirt instead of talking*

"I'm Not Clumsy, I'm Falling With Style" T-shirt


Thank you for saying it so perfectly, Mr. Buzz Lightyear.

"No" T-shirt


All I can say is WOW. Somebody’s got sass.



Nothing more true.

"I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first." T-shirt


This describes me perfectly xD

 "For Getting Out of Bed" T-shirt


The struggle is real.

 "You Can't Buy Happiness" T-shirt


Words cannot describe how perfect this is.

"Hooray Sports. Do The Thing. Win The Points." T-shirt


Whoohoo! Yeah, get ’em, dude! Remind me what this sport is called again?

 "Sorry. Can't. I Have to Walk My Unicorn." T-shirt


Definitely legit.

 "I'm a Lot Cooler on the Internet" T-shirt


Dear readers, you didn’t need to know that. Though it is true.

 "You Think I'm Crazy? You Should See Me With My Best Friend" T-shirt


Although if you watched our awesomeness, it might kill you.

 "Me? Weird? Always" T-shirt


*Skipper voice* *waves hands around* You didn’t see anything . . .

 "I'm Only a Morning Person on December 25th" T-shirt



Multi-lingual Sweatshirt |:


*snorts* *giggles* *why is this so funny* *actually laughing* *howling* *tears of joy* *dies*

"She Wears Short Skirts // I Watch Netflix" T-shirt


My friend and I changed the words of the entire song to be about Netflix.

I bet Pinterest was created by a bunch of weirdos. I’d probably like them. I’m just gonna stop now before I scare all of my followers away.

Peace out!

— Loren


18 thoughts on “I Want Pizza // It’s Jake From State Farm

  1. Anika says:

    I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then you’re going first.
    *Chuckles to self*
    Totally true.
    I’m not a morning person, except for on Dec. 25th.
    Too true, on that date I’m up at 6:00am.

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  2. AnonymousA says:

    My dream t-shirt: This is what I’m doing today: 1. Writing another novel, 2. riding my unicorn, 3. taking over the world and 5. going to Camp Half-Blood. Don’t try to stop me.

    Or maybe: Me? Clumsy? No, the term you are looking for is…. amazing.

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  3. K.A. says:

    I’m sure that you’re probably cool in person too! ;) :P Hehe!!! :) Although I have to say I feel the same way…I’m probably not that great either place. :/ ;) :P hehe!!!

    Liked by 1 person

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