Capt. Divisor, the “Think Fast” Game, and Other Stuff

My mom was giving me a refresher course on math terms, and to help me remember what parts of division are called, she drew this . . .


Pretty crazy, am I right? I wish she would do stuff like this more often — it might make math tolerable — but, unfortunately, I think this moment of weirdness was a one-time thing.

It’s still really funny . . . At least, it is to me. It might just look sick to some of you.


One of my BFFs spent the night a few weeks ago, and we made up this really fun, random game. I call it . . . “Think Fast.”

What you need to play:

  • People. Obviously.
  • A brain. Hopefully all of you have one of the these.

So, one person says a word — scratchy, rude, pain, etc. The other person must say the first thing they think of upon hearing the word.

Example (via my best friend and I):

BFF: Pain.

Me: Bubble Wrap.

BFF: What?

Me: You know, they redesigned Bubble Wrap . . . it’s a lot harder to pop . . .


Some evil genius made Bubble Wrap impossible to pop. When you squeeze on a bubble, all of the air simply flows through a tube and into the next bubble.

Not cool, Evil Genius, not cool.


I would recommend savoring your Bubble Wrap while you can. Do something awesome with it, like this guy.


Most of us bloggers are really polite, right? We feel obliged to like other people’s comments. And when someone that I’ve been having a conversation with likes my comment, I always think, There should be a way to like likes.

Think about it for a second. If we were able to like other likes, there would be this long string of “So-and-so liked your like,” followed by “You liked so-and-so’s like.”

NEXT SUBJECT . . . again



Everybody dying at 5:


This is very fun to yell when you’re running.

Ice cream. Why is it not one word? Icecream just makes more sense than . . . ice cream.

I want to write this story about homicidal butter knives, alpacas, vegetables, chinchillas, blah blah blah. I think it would be very amusing to write.


Oh no, not the alpacalypse! *dies*

*drops mic and runs away*


Tacos are good. Especially soft tacos. TACOS FOREVER!


32 thoughts on “Capt. Divisor, the “Think Fast” Game, and Other Stuff

  1. Misty says:

    Ha ha!! I love your mom’s way of explaining division!
    Bubble wrap is the bomb. It is so annoying when it doesn’t pop like I want it to…xD
    <3 soft tacos!


  2. mbrown110504 says:

    OMG I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW!!!!! Bubble wrap that’s impossible to pop? That’s the worst idea ever!
    My friend, when she saw the Alpacalypse, she nearly about died of laughter. Also she loves alpacas, so it made sense when she nearly died of laughter


  3. Clara says:

    The division thing is genius.
    Wouldn’t a bouncy house made of bubble wrap be awesome? XD
    Liking likes would probably get extremely annoying….
    Oh yes. Tacos are amazing. ;) I am really liking this hidden message thing!


  4. Ms. AGdoll says:

    This post was soo funny, Loren. And weird. :arrow: :P And the alpacalypse……. :lol:

    ~Ms. AGdoll~

    P.S. I found your secret message this time! Although I don’t like soft tacos…….

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  5. buzzaboutag says:

    LOL I tried the dinosaur thing o.O

    Ooh, no, not the alpacas! Nooooooooo! It’s really weird; this kid in my class goes around asking people if they like llamas or alpacas. Idk… I just don’t know….:P LOL! I wish my teacher would teach division like that!

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  6. K.A. says:

    O…kay… interesting… *takes about five minutes to think about what I just read* *opens mouth…then shuts it, trying to think of what to say…* XD XD :P This was the MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O :P XD That division thing was GREAT!!! :D :P Haha!!! And the random game thing! :O My sister and I came up with that!!!! :O >:( XD Haha!!! :P Only ours is questions like: What color is an apple?! And you have to reply FAST!!! You may say “Jelly Beans” Or ‘red’ or ‘yellow’ or ‘green’ or ‘cows are beautiful’!!! XD :P :) Hehe!! Funny FUNNY post, Loren!! :P XD

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